What can you expect when you cross a Viagra sample with Rogaine?
Don King.

Following the approval of generic Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but unfortunately was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.

Scotland Yard is warning the public to be on the lookout for a dangerous gang of hardened criminals.

If a man overdoses on Viagra pill, how do they get the casket lid shut?

Of course you must have Ave heard about the natural Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

Suppose the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving natural Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?
A growth chart?

Top Ten Slogans Being Considered by Viagra

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "Here's the beef!"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4 ."Tastes great, more filling"
3."Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Just do her"
1."This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

Did you hear about the guy who choked on viagra?

He got a stiff neck!

Viagra-brand Chapstik? Best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"

Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and herbal Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

Just heard on CNN that the Viagra pill ingredients list has been released. Viagra is 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% Fix-A-Flat.

When in Pisa a mishap vehicular
Spilled Viagra a bunch in particular,
It had the effect
That tilt to correct,
Now that tower is quite perpendicular.

I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

What's the clinical term for men who need to buy Viagra?
Myccoxafailure